Handling Bossy People (not your boss!)

I hate people bossing me around when they have no right to do so!

So, I came up with some ideas (which is passive, I think) to pay them back!

• Order them around without them realizing
• Take every chance to make them do something for you
• Take every chance to refuse their demands, whenever possible
• Learn to insistingly say 'NO!'
• Ignore them up to 3 times, when they are calling for you in one time.
• Search for their weaknesses and use it against them whenever possible
• Be confident! Importantly, NO MERCY!

That's it! That's all I can think of. If it doesn't work, please tell me. Let's control the population of this bossy species. It's not like I hate following orders, but when they went overboard, that's where I think you should act. And when you try implementing my ideas to your subjects, just make sure you don't make yourself look bad. Be as covert as possible! Good luck, cadet! 

Good day!