Remember what I told you last time? That I have fallen in love with a jerk? Yeah, that one.
Today, we were fighting. Yep, literally. And now we are in the cold period. And if you really not remember, or rather don't want to, we are friends. Best friend.
It started with a tease. That jerk tried to get it back at me. And it was painful! I teased twice. TWICE. But that jerk decided to reply it tenfold. Because I already know it was painful, I protected myself.
But how? I did a jerk-lock. I locked that jerk like in the UFC. Truthfully. As we all know, jerks have pride. And I hurt that jerk's pride. All of the fighting cost me my glasses and my skin, and my sweats.
I'm stronger. Bigger. And that jerk's hurt. I got back at him. Want to be a man? I give you one. Man-style. I was satisfied. I don't feel sorry for that jerk. I don't know why.
And I don't feel anything anymore. Like a human without love to give. Maybe my heart gone cold. Thanks to everyone who broke me, though. Now, no one can get close to my heart.